Attention white girls using sparklers in pictures: It is not the 4th of July. Don’t use sparklers. That’s illegal and your pictures suck.

radykl asked:
you're my cutie pie hi

Oh I wish I was bae

Anonymous asked:
Do you have a kik

Yup, jon_uh_thon

Anonymous asked:
It does make a strange amount of sense though.

I just saw this and can’t remember what it was about, oops

Guess who’s excited for work tomorrow
*nobody raises their hand*

I haven’t been on this goddamn site in like five months and the one post that gets the most notes is the picture of the fucking baby covered in money and surrounded by Jurassic park VHS tapes.

This is a new level of fucked, tumblr.
I post goddamn selfies

  • brazil: we are going win this game
  • germany: *scores first goal*
  • brazil: well there are still 70 minutes left, we can still win
  • germany at 23 minutes: TOOOOOOOR
  • germany at 24 minutes: TOOOOOOOR
  • germany at 26 minutes: TOOOOOOOR
  • germany at 29 minutes: TOOOOOOOR
  • brazil: ...
  • brazil: i came out to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • brazil: putas